Hunter Biden Names Cruz, Hawley and Johnson on ‘Top Three MAGA Laptops’ List

The podcast remarks revive laptop-era digital tropes and were reported without factual evidence for the sexual allegations.

Overview

Hunter Biden made the remarks on Jennifer Welch’s I’ve Had It podcast on Saturday, July 18, 2026, listing Sen. Josh Hawley first, Sen. Ted Cruz second and House Speaker Mike Johnson third on a joking “MAGA laptops” list.
Biden repeatedly speculated about Cruz’s sexual tastes, using crude language and saying the senator gives a “really, really kinky” vibe while offering no evidence for those claims.
Left-leaning outlets published same-day accounts of the interview and said they sought comment from Cruz but did not immediately receive a response.
Coverage placed the comments against the 2020 New York Post reporting about Hunter Biden’s own laptop and a 2017 episode in which Cruz’s account liked a porn-related tweet, neither of which verify the new allegations.
The episode highlights how provocative podcast rhetoric and media amplification can revive partisan digital-misconduct narratives and affect public reputations without corroboration.